I haven't seen a ghost but I had a satanist for a g/f onceActually it's less exciting than it sounds. I was just young and so desperate not to die a virgin that I went out with a fat girl who claimed to worship satan. Just so I could get laid.
Wish I could say it was worth it.
She kept on bawling with regret over her soul being taken and swore blind she had a '666' branded on her right knee (or was it her left?), anyway there was nothing there. So I decided she was a freak and I dumped her.
Anyway I think she was miffed 'cos I've never been able to hold down a long term relationship since.
Is this a curse or am I just a loser? ...you decide
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Wish I could say it was worth it.
She kept on bawling with regret over her soul being taken and swore blind she had a '666' branded on her right knee (or was it her left?), anyway there was nothing there. So I decided she was a freak and I dumped her.
Anyway I think she was miffed 'cos I've never been able to hold down a long term relationship since.
Is this a curse or am I just a loser? ...you decide
