b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2257333 (Thread)

# b3ta
got it's top tip tested on top gear last week, I believe - they didn't name us though, bastards
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# us?
it was nothing to do with me...
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# ah
but they didn't know that, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# What
top tip was it? I know there wasn't the B3ta word mentioned..?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# the one
about pressing your keys against your chin to make yourself a human antenna to lock/unlock the car
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Was that
B3ta? and who was it originally?

Woo....
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# sorry to sound unfluffy
but you keep asking the same thing after the question's been answered - it's like trying to talk to Mrs Cake in reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Eh?
What was that.... LOL

sorry!

I've just realised, thanks to you... wow. saviour of all b3ta'ns eh? No, more requestioning from me, then!

pardon?

edit: but I was the first to ask who's tip it was.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Issue 104 to be precise
HANDY TIP:

If you're standing a bit too far away from
your car and you want to lock/unlock the doors
with your "fob", simply press the end of the
fob into your chin and press the button.
You'll turn your body into a huge antenna and
increase the range of the fob to hopefully
unlock your doors

Top Tippery from Moz
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I don't think
he got the tip from b3ta. they were trying to figure out why it works this week, someone said that it works because your nasal passages have as much amplification as an accoustic guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I think...
(and here's the geekiness..)

It might have something to do with the capacity in the skull...

Did you know that if you play an 8khz sinewave sound near a chicken it dies? Because of the skulls resonance or something to do with the capacity, and it was only discovered because a factory's machine, next door to a chicken farm, was producing an 8khz sound... but, that's what they say. :-s
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)