When I worked at the Body Shop factories.... we had chalkboards in the cubicles. Inscribed were such wonders as:
'Here I sit amongst the vapour,
cos there is no toilet paper'
and below that:
'Oh, what a lot of wit,
you'd think Shakespeare himself came here to shit;
For all you know that may be true,
cos Shakespeare had an arsehole too!'
and my personal favorite:
'Spencer is gay'
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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'Here I sit amongst the vapour,
cos there is no toilet paper'
and below that:
'Oh, what a lot of wit,
you'd think Shakespeare himself came here to shit;
For all you know that may be true,
cos Shakespeare had an arsehole too!'
and my personal favorite:
'Spencer is gay'