I saw this in my local, though it was only up for a while
on the toilet wall next to the urinal:
Any fool can piss on the floor.
Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Made me laugh, but I was drunk at the time.
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:39,
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