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# I've seen two of the best poems in the same stall
The first:
'There once was a girl from Peru,
who loved to bathe in man goo.
She said it was tough, to find quite enough,
but even a sprinkle will do!'

The second:
'Life is a waste of time
and time is a waste of life,
so let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!'
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# In my music teachers office
He has a picture of a wall he saw somewhere. It says something like "Make peace, no more violins".
Obviously spellcheck was not the most useful thing in this case.
(penguinpower, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I think
that could be true, if the Grafitti Artest( a misspelling Grafitti Artist)hates violins, or just hates my flatmate. his name is VIOLINS! Which mother would name their child VIOLINS, after the musical insturment of DOOM?

(number 27-hunter, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)