Trying not to laugh in the mens toilet...was impossible when i read....
'Derek Batey fists dead kittens'
(Glasgow uni library, C.1996)
also...on an advert for stewarts cream of the barley in belfast. it was the poster of an old guy cutting the barley, sickle aloft, ready to hack down.
someone had drawn a black line drawn up from the corn, and written
"alright da, i'll turn the music down"
makes a change from graff about killing brits and fenians