in my local pub
Someone scrawled 'TRUST IN SATAN HE WILL PROVIDE'. After a brief alteration it then read
'TRUST IN SANTA (sorry, dyslexic), HE WILL PROVIDE*' '* once a year. if you're good'.
Someone later added 'it's a devil when you can't spell'.
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CowJam,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 14:38,
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