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# I live in Canberra, the capital of Australia.
Next to the city's largest road (the Tuggernong Parkway) there's a sign with silhouette of a kangaroo on it to warn motorists that kangaroos frequently cross the road in that area. Someone has used black tape to add skis and stocks to the kangaroo to make it look like it's down-hill skiing.

Another sign in another location has a silhouette of a koala bear. Someone has added some tape to make it look like the koala has his middle finger raised at all the passing motorists.

Aussie wildlife jokes:
How much can a koala bear?
Do you know how to platypus?
I bet you've seen a cockatoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# canberra eh?
odd. i'm canberran too.

noticed the Stop signs that have "Bush" written underneath them?

STOP BUSH.


classic.
(mxxx, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Best one I ever saw
was above the urinal in a British army
training Camp in sunny Cyprus, which read
'at this very moment you are the only man
in the British army who knows exactly what
he is doing'. Laugh? I nearly cried - so true.
(andypandy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Above a urinal:
"Don't look here, the joke is your hand."
(rockxprophet, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)