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# My girlfriend laughed at me once
because we went into her cellar, and there was a HUGE spider sitting on the wall, and I couldn't move at all. I couldn't breathe and just stood there holding the banister like a loon.
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I can't even
go into cellars, just in case... it's dark and gloomy and exactly where spiders like to hang out. I'm itching all over now and twitching, terrified in case I see one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Spiders!
I just don't like them. They're so....spidery.

I'm just glad they can't fly
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# cor imagine if they could
FLYING SPIDERS, all covered in sugar! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
just imagine it! Go on! Imagine it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# haha, that would be silly
I'm not scared of sugar, I just really don't like it. Just the way its never clean, its always got that look about it. And how it sticks together in big lumps, and the noise it makes
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# how are you with
cotton wool?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# the noise it makes isn't very nice
and shush you :p
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# would it be terribly unkind to call you
a big poof?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# No
I'm a big fairy when it comes to spiders
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)