the toast thing is from red dwarf (it's what talkie toaster said),
while the second number thing is from hitchhikers, when Arthur and Ford first get on the heart of gold.
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checkers,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37,
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With a username like that, I wonder what your surname is?
Coz it might be close to my own.
Edit: I don't think I'll ever find out
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44,
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