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# test
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yay
that's a really nice dinosaur, i hope he'll have many adventures
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Question 1
If god is inifinite and the universe is also infinite, would you like a slice of toast?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# yes
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I would.
(Astatine, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# white bread
or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# and which side will be buttered?
cos i hate it when people butter the
wrong side!
(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# 16 000 450 AGAINST ONE AND FALLING
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Hitchhikers?
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# red dwarf
i think
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# stolen from hitchhikers, no?
i remember a voice saying that on red dwarf once, or was it the hithchikers tv thing, i can't actually remember watching much of that though
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# twas hitch hikers
the improbability level falling, as after Dent legs floated off into the sunset I do believe.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# aye, i know,
but i think the same words (or to the same effect) were used in a red dwarf episode once?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# oh right so...
you might be on to something there...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Holly's life expectancy.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# it's an improbability thingy
from the Heart of Gold in Hitchhikers which predates Red Dwarf by a number of years
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Hitchhikers..
Or does my mind fail me in my old age.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# the two are
not mutually exclusive
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# its from the improbability drive
on the ship in hitchhikers guide to galaxy
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# oh sorry
I was talking about the toast quote.
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# the toast thing is from red dwarf (it's what talkie toaster said),
while the second number thing is from hitchhikers, when Arthur and Ford first get on the heart of gold.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# With a username like that, I wonder what your surname is?
Coz it might be close to my own.

Edit: I don't think I'll ever find out
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Hitchhikers yay
Marvin the paranoid android in the car park for two billion years "Parking cars, what else would you do in a car park?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hmmm...
Isn't that quote when Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect have transported from the Vogon's spaceship and are hurtling through space to get picked up by Zaphod Beeblebrox and (can't remember her name) keeps quoting as above.

And in white hole, it's Holly's IQ that's quoted as being 6,000 or something?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# trillian!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks!
I can die in piece now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i would..


(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# brain the size of a planet...
and I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
just to add more confusion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# The same as...
...6000 P.E teachers.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# a white hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Gong!
That's the right answer.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# woo!
did i pass?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# well hello little man
and what can i do foryou
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Dinosaurs....
...are so useful for getting those annoying stains out of your carpet.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# icles
?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I love him/her
and wish to carry its children within my body
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Awww, sweet
It looks rather excited about something. Perhaps a brand new cake/cheese it recieved recently?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# that's
fantastic - more more
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)