If only…
I were a polar bear rather than a grizzly bear.
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28,
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maybe...
with some freak scientific accident involving elctrodes and metal strainer hats we could swtich lives.
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Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30,
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Or I could bleach myself?
And use lots of Grecian 2000 on you?
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31,
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