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my favorite of the new batch
(all made with PS 6)

and then this:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling through the tarmac, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Philosophacles! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

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and here is a nice pic FelineAnarchist drew for me:

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» When animals attack...

Not me, but a friend
first you must understand that my friend is somewhat of a redneck. He, another redneck friend, and I were out in the other redneck guy's cow field with a cattle prod. Well my friend decided it would be fun to give the cows a bit of a shock. So hanging over the fence he tazed the cow in the hind quarters. The cow replied with an apathetic kick in my friend's balls.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 5:02, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

how about the original negatives of Abbey Road photo-shoot? My dad's friend has those, we have seen them.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 3:40, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

Friends are great for stories
I don't get injured too much, but this happened to my friend:

He was at the lake swimming, as people do at the lake. Then he started to hear the jaws theme. ok, maybe he didn't, but he should have. Because as he was swimming without a care in the world, a fish swam from the deep and thinking it must have been some bug, bit him in the nipple. At this part of the story I was laughing histarically. But the story continues. Because the next day, just when he thought it was safe to go back in the water the same incident happened again. Again, in the nipple. Now im not saying it was the same fish, but I think that lake has a monster that may rival Loch Ness.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 22:37, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

dead baby jokes
what bubbles and claws at a window?
a baby in a microwave

whats better then a pile of dead babys?
one alive at the bottom eatings it way to the top

whats better then that?
when it goes back for seconds

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?
i dont have a cadillac in my garage

whats better then 10 babies nailed to a tree?
a baby nailed to 10 trees

what do you get when a baby falls down the stairs?
an erection
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 5:50, More)

» Little things that turn you on

maybe when a girl does try to turn me on rather than me always having to make the first move.

why must i be so addictingly sexy?

Also, i am most attracted to petite girls with nice bodies and asses, cute faces and brunette. It must be the pedophile in me.
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 4:07, More)
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