Contagious?Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.'
'Well done, Roland' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?'
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, 'My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious.'
'Well done, Katie' says the teacher.
'Anyone else?' Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, 'Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said that it will take the contagious'......
(Roland the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.'
'Well done, Roland' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?'
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, 'My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious.'
'Well done, Katie' says the teacher.
'Anyone else?' Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, 'Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said that it will take the contagious'......
@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53,
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