b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2302495 (Thread)

# Apologies if already done.
But i couldnt resist the urge to make swearwords appear on my screen.

Ah, the discussions one documentary influenced around the entire british school population.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# err
swearing orange minty syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# cuntymints
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# had considered it
but thought i would try and stay fairly true to the lifework of john mad
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *ahem*
Tourettes Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i get it,
i was pretending to be thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Don't do that!
Pretend to be clever or you won't get in to Cambridge.


Good luck, btw
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Chlorets syndrome I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but the tic tacs have it
y arent the clorets swearing?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Because
its contagious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Contagious?
Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said that it will take the contagious"......
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Hoorah!
That is all.
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)