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# Erm, maybe at home
It was about nine years ago. I had to do four costumes: a bottle, a giant heap of rubbish, a litter bin and a filled bin bag. My girlfriend at the time wore the binbag one and as soon as the pikey kids realised there was a girl in there they started trying to grab her tits through the eyeholes. So she had a worse day than me in the end. The guy who was in the litterbin spent the whole day chatting up a girl dressed as a bunny rabbit who was working for someone else and kept trying to pinch her tail.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I had to do Bertie Bassett
My mum begged me for a week when I was about 14 or 15 to stand outside her newsagents with a bertie bassett suit on and a rattling tin for the local hospice. I had the head welded all day to save an eternity of embarrasement.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I did Frankenstein's monster
and knocked over Ant (or was it Dec i can never remember) best part was it was on live TV.
So that night down the pub i was a mini celebrity and got loads of free booze.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)