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HERE IS MY TUBBLER:
http://christhebarker.tumblr.com/
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CLICHTENSTEIN...
none of these pictures are shopped:
Recent front page messages:
BTW, Dave#1 is now available in Gosh 39 Great Russell Street Bloomsbury London WC1B (for those of you who don't like sending pounds in the post)
And just to keep you informed on the progress of the Hummus comic...
(Tue 9th Sep 2003, 12:01, More)
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- a member for 22 years, 3 months and 5 days
- has posted 9389 messages on the main board
- (of which 185 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 29 messages on the talk board
- has posted 31 messages on the links board
- (including 9 links)
- has posted 43 stories and 3 replies on question of the week
- They liked 1649 pictures, 13 links, 1 talk posts, and 64 qotw answers.
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HERE IS MY TUBBLER:
http://christhebarker.tumblr.com/
Desktop-art:
CLICHTENSTEIN...
none of these pictures are shopped:
Recent front page messages:
Surely it's only a matter of time before somebody commissions this…
(Sun 30th Jun 2024, 20:16, More)
(Sun 30th Jun 2024, 20:16, More)
"You boy, we're in the wrong meme by mistake!"
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(Fri 26th Jan 2024, 11:43, More)
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(Fri 26th Jan 2024, 11:43, More)
This doesn't look like a fair fight to me…
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(Fri 19th Jan 2024, 12:19, More)
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(Fri 19th Jan 2024, 12:19, More)
Edward Hopper's Office in a Gotham City
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(Sun 4th Jun 2023, 11:29, More)
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(Sun 4th Jun 2023, 11:29, More)
#sgtpepper2022
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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w
(Thu 1st Dec 2022, 23:28, More)
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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w
(Thu 1st Dec 2022, 23:28, More)
The Persistence of Fools and Horses by Salvador Dali
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A thread of loads of these: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1583967759435563008?s=46&t=PcDCOSuWX0st7be5NGcovA
(Tue 25th Oct 2022, 7:46, More)
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A thread of loads of these: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1583967759435563008?s=46&t=PcDCOSuWX0st7be5NGcovA
(Tue 25th Oct 2022, 7:46, More)
UK approves Pfizer jab for 12 to 15-year-olds…
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(Fri 4th Jun 2021, 13:22, More)
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(Fri 4th Jun 2021, 13:22, More)
These lockdown haircuts aren't doing them any favours…
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(Tue 6th Apr 2021, 23:40, More)
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(Tue 6th Apr 2021, 23:40, More)
#sgtpepper2019
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twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1205301146547609600?s=20
(Fri 13th Dec 2019, 10:32, More)
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(Fri 13th Dec 2019, 10:32, More)
Completely forgot to post this last week.
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A request.
Available on stuff here
(Sun 5th May 2019, 19:55, More)
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A request.
Available on stuff here
(Sun 5th May 2019, 19:55, More)
#sgtpepper2018
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Wouldn't/couldn't have done this again without the generous offer of help from Carl of www.cpdigitalretouching.com/
www.instagram.com/p/Bqg7w6Chbcw/
(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 10:36, More)
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Wouldn't/couldn't have done this again without the generous offer of help from Carl of www.cpdigitalretouching.com/
www.instagram.com/p/Bqg7w6Chbcw/
(Fri 23rd Nov 2018, 10:36, More)
There was an innocence about those early games
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(Tue 28th Aug 2018, 21:59, More)
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(Tue 28th Aug 2018, 21:59, More)
Austerity Britain! Show your support for England against Sweden on Saturday!
(Thu 5th Jul 2018, 15:22, More)
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The new Airbus livery is taking the piss a bit
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(Fri 22nd Jun 2018, 10:46, More)
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(Fri 22nd Jun 2018, 10:46, More)
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...
Literally nobody wants to see this. I'm sorry. I have actually disappointed myself. Sorry.
(Mon 13th Nov 2017, 23:44, More)
Literally nobody wants to see this. I'm sorry. I have actually disappointed myself. Sorry.
(Mon 13th Nov 2017, 23:44, More)
When you see how it's done it's quite incredible you never catch glimpse of the tops of the operator's heads really
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(Thu 20th Jul 2017, 21:08, More)
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(Thu 20th Jul 2017, 21:08, More)
#faketoys - It seemed like the right thing to do...
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MORE FAKE TOYS HERE: www.21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com
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(Mon 6th Mar 2017, 9:31, More)
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MORE FAKE TOYS HERE: www.21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com
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(Mon 6th Mar 2017, 9:31, More)
Friday afternoon #faketoys for b3ta
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MORE FAKE TOYS – SAD.
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(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 14:28, More)
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MORE FAKE TOYS – SAD.
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(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 14:28, More)
It's a special 2-for-1 at #faketoys tonight...
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(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 0:55, More)
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(Fri 3rd Mar 2017, 0:55, More)
I updated it.
It's bloody massive
Would've posted it here earlier but I forgot my password and my bastard phone's been hacked...
Retweet here if you like: https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/804723395166347264
(Sat 3rd Dec 2016, 0:03, More)
It's bloody massive
Would've posted it here earlier but I forgot my password and my bastard phone's been hacked...
Retweet here if you like: https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/804723395166347264
(Sat 3rd Dec 2016, 0:03, More)
Started this. Regretted it about half way through. Bit like 2016 really...
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(Tue 8th Nov 2016, 23:30, More)
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(Tue 8th Nov 2016, 23:30, More)
Kids these days haven't got a fucking clue.
They're all wearing Ramones t shirts because some twat from one direction wore one. I've seen them doing it with my own eyes.
My challenge suggestion for next week:
Get retro wrong - confuse the kids
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2029730
In addition I am actually considering getting some of these shirts made up if anyone says its a good idea
(Fri 26th Jul 2013, 22:49, More)
They're all wearing Ramones t shirts because some twat from one direction wore one. I've seen them doing it with my own eyes.
My challenge suggestion for next week:
Get retro wrong - confuse the kids
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2029730
In addition I am actually considering getting some of these shirts made up if anyone says its a good idea
(Fri 26th Jul 2013, 22:49, More)
This is fairly niche comedy granted but some of you might get where I'm coming from
[edit] Blimey FP! Didn't expect that!
(Thu 18th Jul 2013, 20:26, More)
[edit] Blimey FP! Didn't expect that!
(Thu 18th Jul 2013, 20:26, More)
Morning all: The ATAT song
"I'm Luke, I'm five, my dad's Darth Vader,
chopped my hand off with his light sabre..."
(Mon 5th Dec 2005, 8:20, More)
"I'm Luke, I'm five, my dad's Darth Vader,
chopped my hand off with his light sabre..."
(Mon 5th Dec 2005, 8:20, More)
Bloody pot plants... so fickle...
CLICK HERE FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 14:07, More)
CLICK HERE FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 14:07, More)
Many years later John was found surviving on witchety grubs and fish eyes
(Thu 12th Feb 2004, 10:34, More)
(Thu 12th Feb 2004, 10:34, More)
To lighten up an otherwise boring training session
Thierry Henry used to play the occasional game of Arsene Wenger Jenga:
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 17:08, More)
Thierry Henry used to play the occasional game of Arsene Wenger Jenga:
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 17:08, More)
How frustrating!
well, while I'm on the front page I might as well plug...
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 12:38, More)
well, while I'm on the front page I might as well plug...
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 12:38, More)
The Concorde feeding in its natural environment...
thanks to thebear for hosting!
(Wed 26th Nov 2003, 11:34, More)
thanks to thebear for hosting!
(Wed 26th Nov 2003, 11:34, More)
Arnold Schwarzenegger greets 2003 Mr Olympia Bodybuilding champion
CLICK HERE!
(Mon 27th Oct 2003, 10:43, More)
CLICK HERE!
(Mon 27th Oct 2003, 10:43, More)
BTW, Dave#1 is now available in Gosh 39 Great Russell Street Bloomsbury London WC1B (for those of you who don't like sending pounds in the post)
And just to keep you informed on the progress of the Hummus comic...
(Tue 9th Sep 2003, 12:01, More)
boooooorrrring!
[edit] nice to front page while I'm off having lunch! (cottage pie and a pint, nice!)
(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 12:32, More)
[edit] nice to front page while I'm off having lunch! (cottage pie and a pint, nice!)
(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 12:32, More)
Deep South kids' TV was in very poor taste...
can we do the IRA next week please? Or Auschwitz marketing...
(Fri 22nd Aug 2003, 11:04, More)
can we do the IRA next week please? Or Auschwitz marketing...
(Fri 22nd Aug 2003, 11:04, More)
Not sure about this one...
[edit] That's my first front page for about two months! I was beginning to think I'd pissed off the magic donkey there!
(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 13:07, More)
[edit] That's my first front page for about two months! I was beginning to think I'd pissed off the magic donkey there!
(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 13:07, More)
Even during his retirement years
Michael still liked to operate above the law...
(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 15:56, More)
Michael still liked to operate above the law...
(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 15:56, More)
Early g33k
[edit] Frontpaged! Excellent! Dropped the crap one off the bottom of my profile! Thanks
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 15:27, More)
[edit] Frontpaged! Excellent! Dropped the crap one off the bottom of my profile! Thanks
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 15:27, More)
Emma
did a lot of work for charity but she didn't like to go on about it...
this one's for my secret admirer... you know who you are...
(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 17:25, More)
did a lot of work for charity but she didn't like to go on about it...
this one's for my secret admirer... you know who you are...
(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 17:25, More)
Chas's guest appearance in 24
kind of brought the storyline to a bit of a halt
sorry, this is terrible...
(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 15:23, More)
kind of brought the storyline to a bit of a halt
sorry, this is terrible...
(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 15:23, More)
Look out London
you know those first-thing-in-the-morning b3ta ideas you get that don't really make any sense but you just can't shift them...
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 13:32, More)
you know those first-thing-in-the-morning b3ta ideas you get that don't really make any sense but you just can't shift them...
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 13:32, More)
Considering the importance of the structure...
...you'd think they'd have spent a little longer on the architectural model...
(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 15:02, More)
...you'd think they'd have spent a little longer on the architectural model...
(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 15:02, More)
A massive hole that swallowed the gardens of three houses was probably caused by underground boring work
/coat
was this REAAALLLY good enough for a front page??? Sometimes I just don't know...
(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 12:42, More)
/coat
was this REAAALLLY good enough for a front page??? Sometimes I just don't know...
(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 12:42, More)
Re: those sea lions and that in the gulf and that
ps. if anyone's not busy in the Kingston area tonight and fancies some live music...
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 16:13, More)
ps. if anyone's not busy in the Kingston area tonight and fancies some live music...
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 16:13, More)
Future hats
will develop sentient awareness
...and impeccable taste
sorry about the size!
(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 11:57, More)
will develop sentient awareness
...and impeccable taste
sorry about the size!
(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 11:57, More)
Spare a thought this Christmas
for those spending it on their own...
(Thu 19th Dec 2002, 14:17, More)
for those spending it on their own...
(Thu 19th Dec 2002, 14:17, More)
This idea's
been hanging around in my head for ages
and what better day to post it than today?
[edit]front cunty-fuck-socking page!
(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 11:38, More)
been hanging around in my head for ages
and what better day to post it than today?
[edit]front cunty-fuck-socking page!
(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 11:38, More)
What if Jesus had been a squid?
Imagine the crucifix.......
this was just a quick one so you get the idea
ps. Who are all these arseholes on the board today?
(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 11:11, More)
Imagine the crucifix.......
this was just a quick one so you get the idea
ps. Who are all these arseholes on the board today?
(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 11:11, More)
The reason
the arms were removed from the venus de milo was a closely guarded secret...
(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 13:15, More)
the arms were removed from the venus de milo was a closely guarded secret...
(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 13:15, More)
Best answers to questions:
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What's the difference between USA and USB?
One has a white lead and never seems to be the correct way round, the other is is an industry standard that was developed to define cables, connectors and protocols for connection, communication, and power supply between personal computers and their peripheral devices.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 9:38, More)
What's the difference between USA and USB?
One has a white lead and never seems to be the correct way round, the other is is an industry standard that was developed to define cables, connectors and protocols for connection, communication, and power supply between personal computers and their peripheral devices.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 9:38, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(Wed 16th May 2018, 7:56, More)
What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(Wed 16th May 2018, 7:56, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What do you call a cold-blooded oblong?
A reptangle
(my son thought of this on the way to school)
(Fri 11th May 2018, 13:28, More)
What do you call a cold-blooded oblong?
A reptangle
(my son thought of this on the way to school)
(Fri 11th May 2018, 13:28, More)
» The Meaning Of Giff
Thimbleby
Someone who tries to make a political point but, upon cross examination, is revealed to have done little or no research into the subject being discussed
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 16:25, More)
Thimbleby
Someone who tries to make a political point but, upon cross examination, is revealed to have done little or no research into the subject being discussed
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 16:25, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Dancing in the Moonlight
by Toploader.
There's only two lines in it as far as I can tell.
And they're both shit. Spend some time on the lyrics boys. zeppelin.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 14:15, More)
Dancing in the Moonlight
by Toploader.
There's only two lines in it as far as I can tell.
And they're both shit. Spend some time on the lyrics boys. zeppelin.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 14:15, More)