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none of these pictures are shopped:

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Running away from the Blobby by LS Lowry

(Tue 6th Jun 2023, 0:22, More)

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(Sun 4th Jun 2023, 21:18, More)

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(Thu 1st Jun 2023, 21:29, More)

Monkeeing around…

(Fri 16th Dec 2022, 15:46, More)

The ‘Weenies
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(Sun 4th Dec 2022, 1:13, More)

Post apocalypse Pat
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(Sun 4th Dec 2022, 1:12, More)

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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w
(Thu 1st Dec 2022, 23:28, More)

The Persistence of Fools and Horses by Salvador Dali
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A thread of loads of these: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1583967759435563008?s=46&t=PcDCOSuWX0st7be5NGcovA
(Tue 25th Oct 2022, 7:46, More)

Everybody was Kung-Who fighting
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(Thu 13th Oct 2022, 11:56, More)

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(Sun 8th May 2022, 21:33, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's the difference between USA and USB?
One has a white lead and never seems to be the correct way round, the other is is an industry standard that was developed to define cables, connectors and protocols for connection, communication, and power supply between personal computers and their peripheral devices.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 9:38, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(Wed 16th May 2018, 7:56, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a cold-blooded oblong?
A reptangle

(my son thought of this on the way to school)
(Fri 11th May 2018, 13:28, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Someone who tries to make a political point but, upon cross examination, is revealed to have done little or no research into the subject being discussed
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 16:25, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Dancing in the Moonlight
by Toploader.
There's only two lines in it as far as I can tell.
And they're both shit. Spend some time on the lyrics boys. zeppelin.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 14:15, More)
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