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"You boy, we're in the wrong meme by mistake!"
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This doesn't look like a fair fight to me…
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The Spoons
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Sorry…
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Muppet Gothic
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Monet's Houses of Parliament

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Running away from the Blobby by LS Lowry

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Edward Hopper's Office in a Gotham City

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Monkeeing around…





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The ‘Weenies
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Post apocalypse Pat
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#sgtpepper2022
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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w
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The Persistence of Fools and Horses by Salvador Dali
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A thread of loads of these: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1583967759435563008?s=46&t=PcDCOSuWX0st7be5NGcovA
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Everybody was Kung-Who fighting
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Virtual Arnolfini
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Bit late to the party...
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#sgtpepper2021
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Key to who they all are
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Looking forward to the season finale…

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Bloody Brexit…

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"Shelves, lots of shelves…"
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To me to you etc…
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A Queue to a FIll…

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Bloody sellouts

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Crew report no adverse side effects…
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UK approves Pfizer jab for 12 to 15-year-olds…
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RIP Eric Carle
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"Going to the Spoons" by LS Lowry
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These lockdown haircuts aren't doing them any favours…
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You remind me of the frog, what frog?

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Draw me like one of your Na'vi girls…

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Eyes Wide Open

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Robopop
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"Just what is it that you want R2?"

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Good to see Brian Blessed setting an example by wearing a mask

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Joy division to the world…

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#sgtpepper2020


See TWITTER for larger version plus full key
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Friday 13th 2020

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Love this new Brexit slogan
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RIP Florian Schneider

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Lockdown Pacman

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Social isolation pong

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It's certainly catchy…





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It's a…

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Viral Scream


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In 1939...
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Carry on Doctor

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#sgtpepper2019


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Completely forgot to post this last week.


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A request.
Available on stuff here


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I know, I know...


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Here's one I made earlier...


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Sgt Peppa

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It's PANTO SEASON!


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Wouldn't/couldn't have done this again without the generous offer of help from Carl of www.cpdigitalretouching.com/

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Here we are now, educate us...


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Inflatie Hopkins


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There was an innocence about those early games


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Bold choices on the RAF flypast there...


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Austerity Britain! Show your support for England against Sweden on Saturday!

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The new Airbus livery is taking the piss a bit


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Runaway, 2018 - after Rockwell.


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It's OK teeth... We know...

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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...



Literally nobody wants to see this. I'm sorry. I have actually disappointed myself. Sorry.
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Seems as good a time as any to post this...

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Computer, please enhance...


with thanks to the genius that is AnthMoore
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In ancient times, Hundreds of years before the dawn of history...

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When you see how it's done it's quite incredible you never catch glimpse of the tops of the operator's heads really


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You live by the bird, you die by the bird...

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I, for one, welcome the Queen's subliminal hat trolling...

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Slash/burn.

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What do you make of the results "Lord Buckethead..."?

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Brexit for kids


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#faketoys - It seemed like the right thing to do...


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MORE FAKE TOYS HERE: www.21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com
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Friday afternoon #faketoys for b3ta


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MORE FAKE TOYS – SAD.

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It's a special 2-for-1 at #faketoys tonight...


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In the old days we had to make our own entertainment...




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EU subtitles


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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that obviously phony wall...

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What do you mean Zsa Zsa Gabor just died??

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Ho. Ho Ho.

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I updated it.


It's bloody massive

Would've posted it here earlier but I forgot my password and my bastard phone's been hacked...


Retweet here if you like: https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/804723395166347264
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Started this. Regretted it about half way through. Bit like 2016 really...


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Gotta make your own...


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Don't you... Forget about it...


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Don't have nightmares...


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Kids these days haven't got a fucking clue.
They're all wearing Ramones t shirts because some twat from one direction wore one. I've seen them doing it with my own eyes.
My challenge suggestion for next week:

Get retro wrong - confuse the kids



www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2029730

In addition I am actually considering getting some of these shirts made up if anyone says its a good idea
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This is fairly niche comedy granted but some of you might get where I'm coming from

[edit] Blimey FP! Didn't expect that!
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morning b3ta

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(wider version)
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Morning all: The ATAT song


"I'm Luke, I'm five, my dad's Darth Vader,
chopped my hand off with his light sabre..."
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but what about the rest of us eh?

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blah blah, lifelines, phone a friend blah blah

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friday night compo repost for ya

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Bloody pot plants... so fickle...



CLICK HERE FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED...
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Meanwhile in another dimension...

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Next up on ZOM BBC one...

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Many years later John was found surviving on witchety grubs and fish eyes

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She's cute but she's got a temper...

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*ahem* sorry...

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Be this bandwagon over?

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To lighten up an otherwise boring training session
Thierry Henry used to play the occasional game of Arsene Wenger Jenga:

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How frustrating!

well, while I'm on the front page I might as well plug...
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It wasn't though was it...

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The Concorde feeding in its natural environment...

thanks to thebear for hosting!
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Obvious really...

CLICK HERE!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger greets 2003 Mr Olympia Bodybuilding champion

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BTW, Dave#1 is now available in Gosh 39 Great Russell Street Bloomsbury London WC1B (for those of you who don't like sending pounds in the post)
And just to keep you informed on the progress of the Hummus comic...
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boooooorrrring!

[edit] nice to front page while I'm off having lunch! (cottage pie and a pint, nice!)
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Scarey this:

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Deep South kids' TV was in very poor taste...

can we do the IRA next week please? Or Auschwitz marketing...
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Not sure about this one...

[edit] That's my first front page for about two months! I was beginning to think I'd pissed off the magic donkey there!
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Come on everybody! The sun's shining!

(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 13:22, More)

Even during his retirement years
Michael still liked to operate above the law...

(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 15:56, More)

This joke's been around for a while now...

FP23!
(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 11:23, More)

Full circle


my first ever post was about "the birds" as well...
(Fri 30th May 2003, 17:10, More)

Early g33k

[edit] Frontpaged! Excellent! Dropped the crap one off the bottom of my profile! Thanks
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...

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Emma
did a lot of work for charity but she didn't like to go on about it...

this one's for my secret admirer... you know who you are...
(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 17:25, More)

Greengrocer based joke

(Wed 16th Apr 2003, 16:57, More)

Chas's guest appearance in 24
kind of brought the storyline to a bit of a halt

sorry, this is terrible...
(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 15:23, More)

inspired by cthonic's earlier woosome post

(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 17:15, More)

Look out London

you know those first-thing-in-the-morning b3ta ideas you get that don't really make any sense but you just can't shift them...
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 13:32, More)

Considering the importance of the structure...

...you'd think they'd have spent a little longer on the architectural model...
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They just don't care do they...

(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 12:35, More)

Photoshop for beginners...

(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 13:19, More)

A massive hole that swallowed the gardens of three houses was probably caused by underground boring work

/coat

was this REAAALLLY good enough for a front page??? Sometimes I just don't know...
(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 12:42, More)

Re: those sea lions and that in the gulf and that

ps. if anyone's not busy in the Kingston area tonight and fancies some live music...
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 16:13, More)

Future hats
will develop sentient awareness

...and impeccable taste

sorry about the size!
(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 11:57, More)

Now THAT's
an inappropriate Christmas present

(Fri 20th Dec 2002, 11:38, More)

Spare a thought this Christmas
for those spending it on their own...

(Thu 19th Dec 2002, 14:17, More)

This idea's
been hanging around in my head for ages

and what better day to post it than today?
[edit]front cunty-fuck-socking page!
(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 11:38, More)

What if Jesus had been a squid?

Imagine the crucifix.......

this was just a quick one so you get the idea
ps. Who are all these arseholes on the board today?
(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 11:11, More)

The reason
the arms were removed from the venus de milo was a closely guarded secret...

(Wed 6th Nov 2002, 13:15, More)

arrr
time to engage the...

(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 10:22, More)

Are we still doing
Animals in armour?


(Thu 25th Jul 2002, 15:42, More)

Very Hitchcockian

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's the difference between USA and USB?
One has a white lead and never seems to be the correct way round, the other is is an industry standard that was developed to define cables, connectors and protocols for connection, communication, and power supply between personal computers and their peripheral devices.
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that's in bread.
(Wed 16th May 2018, 7:56, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a cold-blooded oblong?
A reptangle

(my son thought of this on the way to school)
(Fri 11th May 2018, 13:28, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Thimbleby
Someone who tries to make a political point but, upon cross examination, is revealed to have done little or no research into the subject being discussed
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» Worst Record Ever

Dancing in the Moonlight
by Toploader.
There's only two lines in it as far as I can tell.
And they're both shit. Spend some time on the lyrics boys. zeppelin.
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