Imagine that
a watermelon the size of a zeppelin.
on a stick.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18,
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it would never work
the pips would be so big that they would decrease air-buoyancy. They would make handy surfboards for people suffering from gigantism though.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21,
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