...
He was trying to say 'I love you',
In his own special way,
Flowers just would not do,
For this Valentine's Day.
He found what he was needing,
By searching on some blogs,
Her own personal reading,
Of the Vagina Monologues.
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:56,
archived)