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# Heres an anti-valentines day one...
Again its that time of year
Another holiday of forced cheer
Only this time its about romance
Its sickening and utterly pants.

Florists rub their hands with glee
Confectioners all say 'tee hee'
Coz lovers rush to buy their swag
But its only because they want a shag.

So why am I so bitter and sad?
Surely its really not that bad?
The reason is i'm emotionally scarred,
Because I never get a Valentines Card...

(bet that cheered you all up :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 4:10, archived)
# We
love you lumpy !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 4:24, archived)