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# My roommate
(i.e. in the same room as me)... had his girlfriend stay over for a weekend. While common decency would normally dictate they would not engage in sexual activity, it appears common decency was not in his repertoire. He gurgled, and she shrieked, if that's not too much information.

Fucking shit that was a bad weekend.

I ended up sitting in the park, freezing my nuts off for a couple of hours at 3am just to get away from them.


Still - when he went away, I left a condom filled with condensed milk in his bed.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
Cornflour and water makes an excelente cum.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)