algerian customsrecently killed about 20 donkeys because moroccans and algerians had a cunning racket going.
they were loading them up with contraband of some unspecified (at least to me) description. they included a walkman (or more likely an MP3 player set on loop) saying kip kip (their version of giddyup or yarr or gertcha) over and over again and put the headphones over the donkeys ears. they then pointed the donkey in the direction of the border and set it going.
i'm not kidding.
i still reckon a carrot dangling just in front of their head would have been cheaper.
i know, i've a funny way of sodding off, but i'm definitely gone now. bye again everyone
(they were loading them up with contraband of some unspecified (at least to me) description. they included a walkman (or more likely an MP3 player set on loop) saying kip kip (their version of giddyup or yarr or gertcha) over and over again and put the headphones over the donkeys ears. they then pointed the donkey in the direction of the border and set it going.
i'm not kidding.
i still reckon a carrot dangling just in front of their head would have been cheaper.
i know, i've a funny way of sodding off, but i'm definitely gone now. bye again everyone
atomboy,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:52,
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