A tosspot I lived withused to, whilst you were cooking, place his face about an inch over whatever it was and take in a big deep lungful and than go 'ahhhh'. I was close to burning the cranberry face in a fry-up once.
Another flatmate once stole the birdbox from the next doors garden, shat in it, nailed to the living room wall and set fire to it.
the cranberry
(Another flatmate once stole the birdbox from the next doors garden, shat in it, nailed to the living room wall and set fire to it.
the cranberry
DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 19:25,
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