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# just a test
watermelon
fucker
fuckface
fucknut

edit:OMG you're right!
but what if I wanted to talk about a flatmate who was caught fucking a watermelon?
(trollbite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hmmmm
watermelon

Oh watermelon, I nearly believed you there ...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# huh, what the watermelon?
it don't work' does it?
(bwana dik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# what else is?
watermelon - F.U.C.K.
shit - S.H.I.T.
arse - A.R.S.E
dave - D.A.V.E
cranberry - C.U.N.T
bollocks - B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S
nipples - N.I.P.P.L.E.S
wank - W.A.N.K
vagina - V.A.G.I.N.A
pussy - P.U.S.S.Y
zeppelin - T.W.A.T
penis - P.E.N.I.S
crap - C.R.A.P
faggot - F.A.G.G.O.T
bastard - B.A.S.T.A.R.D

anything i've missed please add
(evil pete, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# you left one off ...
what about
cock-sucking-sheep-rooting-gobshite-trouser-bandit-spunk-gulping-knob-gobbler?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# cranberry?
I've seen the word cranberry in a few odd contexts here today. Any idea what swearbot's up to there?

w.a.n.k.e.r = happy baby orangutan ???
(Gypsum Fantastic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# oops!
It was cranberry!

Glad to have stumbled on the fact that happy baby orangutan gets replaced with happy baby orangutan though.

Aah, sweet serendipity.
(Gypsum Fantastic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)