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# hehehe
I want some spam for my scone id

I get plenty calling me a slattern and offering to consolodate my penis herbally
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)
# I've applied for jobs at intel
and the uni was blocking emails from intel

so I had to turn their spam filtering off. I've gotten this and a few porn ones but nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Intel spam?
Subject: Re hot chip action
Cisc lik you have never seen it before - we have the wireless chicks that you only dreamt of

the mind boggles
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:50, archived)
# hehehehe :)
wasn't spam, I don't think. Just a crappy filter.

I ought to sue them for the million dollars of wages and benefits I would have gotten...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:53, archived)
# I think before intel wised up
their server was bit badly protected and got used as a spam portal a few years back

but sue them it's the american way
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)
# not intel
the university.... :)

I'm only joking. I don't have enough initiative to sue anyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
# it's far better to just decide to take it on the chin and wear a hat
wearing a hat makes the world seem better somehow
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I have my propellor hat somewhere
I feel much better after that read. I always do

kallisti
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# I've just remembered I have to read hemming way for friday
I don't like hemming way
/tangent

I know what you mean when I feel low I wallow my way through my vinyl collection and curl up with a book - often wearing my sombraro

edit: kallisti?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:11, archived)
# the principia discordia
reminds me that you can laugh at the fucked-upedness of the world if you want to :)

It's all very silly and unimportant really :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:15, archived)
# the loonacy of the world
constantly amuses and confuses the shit out of me

tis a horrifically marvellous place
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# yes :)
woo for the world
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:24, archived)
# I think it deserves a yay and a houpla
it also scares the shite out out of me - it's like a big roughly spherical version of grisley remains
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:25, archived)
# hehehehe :)
maybe the earth finally had broadband installed.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# I think it may well
have satallite

Edittty

Righty Oh time for this scone to get ready and go off to school - I may even take an apple for the teacher
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:33, archived)
# we like the moooooooon!
edit: have fun
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:43, archived)