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# roommate-torturing story
In college I had a friend who had a real bastard of roommate. One day, however, my friend discovered that clicking the little ground-test switch on the electric socket in his bathroom also cut the power to the same socket in the bastard roommate's bathroom. So, every morning when the guy would try to shave with his electric razor my friend would push and reset the button randomly.

bzzzt...bzzzzt...bzzzt...'what the hell?!'...bzzzzzt...'ARG!'.....bzzzzz...

The bastard became irritated beyond belief. Although an electrician was called in several times he never found the source of the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:51, archived)
# Insprired!
I bow to you as a god of revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# simple but satisfying
In my first shared house, I came home once really early in the morning to find that the downstairs toilet light was on and the door locked. I listen for a couple of seconds but the house was totally silent and so was who ever was in the toilet, very strange. Then I figured it out, one of my bastard house mates or annoying friends had dunkenly passed out in there. So I went off to bed giving a satisfying flick of the toilet light switch which was placed on the outside of the room.


Imagine if you will him waking up drunk in the pitch black not knowing where the hell he was or why the hell his pants were round his ankles, and then the difficulting in trying to find the light switch in this state which infact he wouldn't find because it was on the outside.

Fantasticly simple.
(ubercentral, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)