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# surely said stiffy
would have drooped upon seeing her dressed like one of the 'fat slags' on Graham Norton last week...now, the front page of todays daily fart is another story \altogether.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# she's in the sun all dressed in rubber boots and corsetrt today.
Im sure the lady sat next to me on the train thought I had a ferret in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Just so long
as you weren't tickling said ferret or offering it nuts come to think of it!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)