Other than my family (who are crazy enough)The only real roommate I've ever had is the one I'm currently living with at college. Nothing terrible, he generally stays in his room, I stay in mine. He has friends over an awful lot, though. And there are certain problems with this. First, he has a tendancy to get smashing drunk late at night, and talk loudly to his inebriated friends until about 3 in the morning.
Oh, I neglected to mention something. Each 'suite' yeah right has four rooms. 1 bathroom, 1 kitchen, and 2 bedrooms. The whole bonanza is surrounded by concrete, so you can't hear the people down the hall, but the walls between individual bedrooms are paper thin. He has had his girlfriend over once or twice, but it's either that they are inhumanly quiet, or they didn't have sex.
Another problem which I simply don't understand is fairly recent: He'll get some friends over at midnight and watch Finding Nemo on DVD. Loudly. I turned the TV on myself, but still, I had the words, but not the images, of the first few scenes memorized after a while. (When I actually saw the movie, it was strange to hear the same words, but the visuals were nothing like what I'd imagined.) Always Finding Nemo, always midnight, presumably different friends. Never watched the whole thing, either, just about the first half hour.
Still, it's reams better than most of your horror stories, and he's been good recently, except that he's as lazy as I am, so the kitchen is a nightmare.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:29,
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Oh, I neglected to mention something. Each 'suite' yeah right has four rooms. 1 bathroom, 1 kitchen, and 2 bedrooms. The whole bonanza is surrounded by concrete, so you can't hear the people down the hall, but the walls between individual bedrooms are paper thin. He has had his girlfriend over once or twice, but it's either that they are inhumanly quiet, or they didn't have sex.
Another problem which I simply don't understand is fairly recent: He'll get some friends over at midnight and watch Finding Nemo on DVD. Loudly. I turned the TV on myself, but still, I had the words, but not the images, of the first few scenes memorized after a while. (When I actually saw the movie, it was strange to hear the same words, but the visuals were nothing like what I'd imagined.) Always Finding Nemo, always midnight, presumably different friends. Never watched the whole thing, either, just about the first half hour.
Still, it's reams better than most of your horror stories, and he's been good recently, except that he's as lazy as I am, so the kitchen is a nightmare.
State the bleedin' obviousHe's shagging, using Finding Nemo to mask the sound.
Either that or he has a thing for cartoon fish.
(Either that or he has a thing for cartoon fish.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03,
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Seems to me he has about 4 boyfriends in addition to his girlfriendOr he genuinely likes the beginning of Finding Nemo. My personal theory is simply that they're getting high, because not even my very young cousins thought that the movie was as hilarious as my roommate seems to.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34,
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