Another bloody studentMy housemate and his new best mate (who he'd met that day) came back from the pub utterly spanked at 6 o'clock on Saturday afternoon a couple of months back. He had barely had time to spill baccy and beer everywhere in a paralytic attempt to roll a spliff before two leatherclad bikers walked into the living room after him (through the back door he'd left wide open) clearly looking for blood.
From what I gathered from the yelling as they shoed him round the living room and bust his nose, he'd sat on one of their brand new bikes parked up the road on his way back and knocked it over into a wall. They left shouting that they'd be back with yardie crackheads to take our TV, but after a second look at the bike damage they instead decided to come back 5 minutes later and boot the then locked back door in and take the frame off the wall with it.
Later that night I walked into the kitchen to find him bollock naked pissing into the bin, but he's a mate though, so it's not so bad.
My first post, if you're counting.
(From what I gathered from the yelling as they shoed him round the living room and bust his nose, he'd sat on one of their brand new bikes parked up the road on his way back and knocked it over into a wall. They left shouting that they'd be back with yardie crackheads to take our TV, but after a second look at the bike damage they instead decided to come back 5 minutes later and boot the then locked back door in and take the frame off the wall with it.
Later that night I walked into the kitchen to find him bollock naked pissing into the bin, but he's a mate though, so it's not so bad.
My first post, if you're counting.
Button Man ...a right bottom feeder.,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:42,
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