reminds me of a dodgy chat-up line I once heard in Stains (the place)
a soldier went up to some girl and asked if she feelt like a boiled egg
...made me laugh anyway
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oneofthemany,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56,
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the place is called "Staines"
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Pootle,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03,
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