After spending an age in the toiletmy housemate would enter the lounge beaming and victorious and invite me to take a look at the size of the stool he had just passed.
Once he came in less than jubilant and exclaimed that he had "split his ring."
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27,
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Once he came in less than jubilant and exclaimed that he had "split his ring."
that reminds memy flatmate drank a 2.5ltr bottle of strongbow - i know it doesn't seem like much - but it made his anus gush blood for some reason. Then he insisted on showing us. And telling us about the subsequent visit to a doctor for whom i feel very sympathetic.
which also reminds me that him and my other flatmate used to pick their noses and wipe the contents literally anywhere. There was a whole side of the sofa speckled with little lumps and big discoloured patches on the walls. nice
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:28,
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which also reminds me that him and my other flatmate used to pick their noses and wipe the contents literally anywhere. There was a whole side of the sofa speckled with little lumps and big discoloured patches on the walls. nice