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# Ehehe... Squirrel


You can only wish that would be true......

(My 3rd or 4th work) ^__^

Edit: Should that be smaller pic? ^^'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# lol
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# sorry to the US-b3tans. it's not personal
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."


George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",


To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
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(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# ;-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# doh doh
doh, and I even searched the board for it before posting.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# but he isn't even a count
he's just a pleb!

/intentionally missing the punchline
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# good one
though i doubt he'd know what a principality was
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Isn't that the joke
that got Kenny Everett fired from the BBC? (but with Maggie as the target rather than Dubya)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)