I was the worst flatmateWhen I was at Uni I've got to say I was a complete doughnut. It went from having a really loud girlfriend who's constant squeals of pleasure meant that I was bombarded with waterbombs and cans of beer from the flat two floors above to being one of those sort that drank too much and had a load of 'accidents'.
Finding out a few years ago that my granddad died a wino in the 80s from drinking meths stopped the drinking and now means I'm the perfect housemate who can do no wrong (halo's at the laundry for cleaning BTW).
Anyway, I'm apologising to all those poor sods out there who had the misfortune to live with me. If it's any consolation the world got it's revenge by giving me a lodger who was an alcoholic 50 year old deaf Irishman who used to listen to his porn collection really loud with a vibrator up his arse and left his room's floor and walls covered in Guinessy vomit and shit. See? There is justice
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08,
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Finding out a few years ago that my granddad died a wino in the 80s from drinking meths stopped the drinking and now means I'm the perfect housemate who can do no wrong (halo's at the laundry for cleaning BTW).
Anyway, I'm apologising to all those poor sods out there who had the misfortune to live with me. If it's any consolation the world got it's revenge by giving me a lodger who was an alcoholic 50 year old deaf Irishman who used to listen to his porn collection really loud with a vibrator up his arse and left his room's floor and walls covered in Guinessy vomit and shit. See? There is justice
ewwwbut its nice to mend your ways...
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28,
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