bald at the front: great thinker
bald at the back: great lover
bald at the front and the back: thinks he's a great lover
face like a small hedge, but still gets the ladies: obvious to all that he has to be a great lover...
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11,
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I liked having my big beard
then I shaved it off, and I looked far too young, and barefaced, so I didn't go out
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Ellis,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14,
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