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# Bloody sharp!

Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# haha
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# haha
if only
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I hate those things
that pivoty head flying everywhere - if I wanted to cut my nose off I'd buy a scalpel.

w/y/h to the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I have one
it cut's me, and I don't realise, because it's so sharp.
I only realise ten minutes after leaving the bathroom, when I find my lower face is coated in blood
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# or if you miss a mirror...
...and put some after shave on.

Cue screaming like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# yeah
then the alcohol thins the blood, so more comes out, then more and more and more
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Then things...
...go blurry and you collapse
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Sodding shaving!

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hehe
evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
yet another reason why I have a beard
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# it's the reason
I'm now growing mine
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# So do all the great thinkers, actually
Socrates, Brian Blessed... I think you're probably right, you know
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# bald at the front: great thinker
bald at the back: great lover
bald at the front and the back: thinks he's a great lover

face like a small hedge, but still gets the ladies: obvious to all that he has to be a great lover...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I liked having my big beard
then I shaved it off, and I looked far too young, and barefaced, so I didn't go out
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# i can't believe they've brought out
a quadruple-bladed razor now. where will it end?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
#



quite subtle too
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I gave up on the whole thing
and got a beard electric razor
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)