>GO TO KFC
you are standing in KFC, in front of you is some ethnic minority getting paid pittance to serve your fat ass. Behind you is the door. I suggest you use it or fucking buy something.
GET JOB APPLICATION
You have the JOB APPLICATION
USE PEN WITH JOB APPLICATION
You do not have enough mind points to apply for a job here
EXIT KFC
Im sorry, i dont understand the word 'EXIT'
GO BACK
you find yourself in 1983. 'The Power of Love' blasts out from Biff's car. The clocktower is in a lovely state. The Sun is shining.
LOOK AT BIFF
biff is indeed, a tyrannosaurus rex
RUN
where do you want to run to?
RUN THE watermelon AWAY
you run and run and run and before you know it you have grown a big beard, inspired millions, and coined the phrase 'shit Happens'. What do you want to do now?
BURY JENNY.
You bury jenny. As you walk away, her decaying hand pushes itself out of the grave.
STAMP ON HAND
It doesnt work.
PUT BUCKET OVER HAND
it doesent look like it's enough.
PUT 'A FAREWELL TO ARMS' ON BUCKET
you are a boring zeppelin.
EXIT
are you sure you want to exit? zeppelin face. Y/N
Y
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36,
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you are standing in KFC, in front of you is some ethnic minority getting paid pittance to serve your fat ass. Behind you is the door. I suggest you use it or fucking buy something.
GET JOB APPLICATION
You have the JOB APPLICATION
USE PEN WITH JOB APPLICATION
You do not have enough mind points to apply for a job here
EXIT KFC
Im sorry, i dont understand the word 'EXIT'
GO BACK
you find yourself in 1983. 'The Power of Love' blasts out from Biff's car. The clocktower is in a lovely state. The Sun is shining.
LOOK AT BIFF
biff is indeed, a tyrannosaurus rex
RUN
where do you want to run to?
RUN THE watermelon AWAY
you run and run and run and before you know it you have grown a big beard, inspired millions, and coined the phrase 'shit Happens'. What do you want to do now?
BURY JENNY.
You bury jenny. As you walk away, her decaying hand pushes itself out of the grave.
STAMP ON HAND
It doesnt work.
PUT BUCKET OVER HAND
it doesent look like it's enough.
PUT 'A FAREWELL TO ARMS' ON BUCKET
you are a boring zeppelin.
EXIT
are you sure you want to exit? zeppelin face. Y/N
Y
haha.more film references than you could shake a jew at.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:38,
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