I believe that's because...
...they wouldn't let him do the 'When come back, bring Anchor Spreadable.... wanker' one.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:45,
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hehe
I still think they should say "how rare" when techno cow flies away
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:47,
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