Actor for hire

Amphibian actor available. Suited to older (lizard) men roles. Own hair, nails and scales. Equally at home on land or in water
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434 entries (closed)
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Ivor BiggerBrassHand,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:12,
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I shall certainly
MONITOR his progress...
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:14,
archived)
i see
what you did there.
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rednc,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18,
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Well
I thought that was a funny pun even if no-one else did...
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myrtle_t_tyrtle,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:18,
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Y'know
I reckon Sharon is just after a new handbag. Once she's finished with him it's chop, stitch, Gucci...
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:21,
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ok
the rest of my office now thinks i'm insane, thanks to you.
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rednc,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:23,
archived)
My purpose
has been served. Time to go back to the orifice.
/help...
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40,
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