A duck walks into a barand asks the bartender, 'You got any grapes?'
'No, I don't have any grapes.'
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and asks, 'You got any grapes?'
'No, I still don't have any grapes.'
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, 'You got any grapes?'
By now the bartender was furious and screamed, 'NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! IF YOU WALK IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!'
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks, 'You got any nails?'
'No, I don't have any nails.'
'You got any grapes?'
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'No, I don't have any grapes.'
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and asks, 'You got any grapes?'
'No, I still don't have any grapes.'
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, 'You got any grapes?'
By now the bartender was furious and screamed, 'NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! IF YOU WALK IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!'
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks, 'You got any nails?'
'No, I don't have any nails.'
'You got any grapes?'