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# quick pint
(captain poultry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# mmmmm
yummy pixels
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# .
penguin walks into a bar and says:
"have you seen my dad?"

barman says:
"No, what does he look like?"

:/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahahaah
My Eyes!

Teh Goggles!
Tehy do nothink
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Well...
You know why the monkey fell out of the tree, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# it was
dead.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you know what I say:
One good pun deserves another.

snarf snarf snarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# yay, followed
by a swift half repost

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# mmm
that's a quick pint :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# A duck walks into a bar
and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?"

"No, I don't have any grapes."

The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and asks, "You got any grapes?"

"No, I still don't have any grapes."

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, "You got any grapes?"

By now the bartender was furious and screamed, "NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! IF YOU WALK IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!"

The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No, I don't have any nails."

"You got any grapes?"
(Kimbo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)