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# you should microwave it
then oven just for the last bit.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# He doesn't have a microwave.
You know why?

because he's a fucking spastic, that's why.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Funnily enough
my house has no microwave
It was broken a month or so ago and never replaced. Does that make me a spastic?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# using my twisted logic?
fucking right it does.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# what about
my mum and dad?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# They have a secret microwave.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# watermelon me
*spacs out*
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# And by god I
hope that random quotes should I get on the board stats table
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# I prefer
the one's that make no sense
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You just enjoy your microchips.
Pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# McCains micro pizza for supper tonight.

It was divine.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# not fabulous?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That too.
Maybe.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# there are 14
takeaways within staggering distance of my house.

I have counted, it tired me out.

You have to love students
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# We have
The Best Chippy in the UK 1999™ just around the corner.

Plus a pizza/burger/kebab place and a disghusting chicken place.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# My new Cheshire residence,
has a pizza place, a spa, and a pub where 1 bitter and 2 premium lagers cost under a fiver, all within 100 yards :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Cheshire eh?
which bit?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Burnage darling, Burnage.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Burnardge.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# sounds so much better
than

'Bernij'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I think claiming cheshire
is milking it a bit then you cheeky sod!
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Well, duh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I'm confused now
can you put your sarcasm tags on at this time of morning please.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# The ;) is as near to a <sarc> tag as I can get.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ah okay
I just checked a map to see where Burnage is.
It's further from Cheshire than you are now and I can see your humour.

wanders off whistling tunefully
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I thought that was
right next to you

meh
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# what was?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# biernasch
erm, I mean Burnage
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# where
am I then?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Bangalore.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!


oh, wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# and how close
is that to Burnage?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# it goes
Bangalore, Madagascar, Ethiopia, Collyhurst, Bolton, Reddish, Burnage.

(From East to West)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# that means
nowhere is closer to Cheshire then as Cheshire is located in a southerly direction from Burnage.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# the Hollyoaks set
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Hollyoaks set
is in Liverpool
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Hence its
not counting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# good
at least we got that cleared up then
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# it's not going to
stop you being a cunt though is it?
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Good god no!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# oh good.
your salmon's burning by the way.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# That's strange,
I could have sworn it was on a plate on my desk being eaten by me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# It's slowly burning your insides,
you will implode shortly.

Pray for a swift death.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# collapsing from heart failure
after a long intercontinental migration?

nevermind....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# worryingly, i got that joke.

and furthermore, I laughed.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# it's the laughter
that's worrying
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Do I?
There goes my plan to fucking hate the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# you can carry on hating gav
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)