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# you just cant be trying hard enough
I like to throw em at things and see if the stick

woo to the pic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# you mean babies
or hedgehogs, or alligators?

Throwing crocodiles is fun... or so Steve Irwin tells me*...

* may be a lie.
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# you can't throw an aligator
the air resistance causes them to melt and they have acid for blood
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# So knowledgeable
and yet such a degenerate (got any antifreeze left, darls?)...

Ah, I think I've found my perfect... something
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:11, archived)
# No but I do have some of the good stuff left
mmmmmmmmmmmm nail varnish remover
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:16, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
my hero!

*runs over to share*
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:17, archived)
# i've got
probably 8 shots of smirnoff left to the highest bidder ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:18, archived)
# What's
the opening bid?
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:19, archived)
# what
do you have to offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)
# trying to tear us appart
so we'll murder each other are you Berk? So you can come in and pick up the nail varnish remover - to augment your so called vodla. I put it to you jingle balls that that is nothing more than a bottle of water...

Nice try - but no cigar
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:21, archived)
# hehe
trust me, it's most certianly vodka. i don't get drunk on water
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:23, archived)
# All I have to offer
is a few unphotoshopped pics that wouldn't be worth the postage on the booze, sadly.

*damn for living in Australia!*
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:25, archived)
# thats what Billy said
just before I woke up in a bath of ice with a new scar and a lust for revenge
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:24, archived)
# I just took a look at your profile...
The following quote was sweet:
"Some times I see a pretty girl walking down a street half of me wants to fall in love with her, take her home and make her the happiest wife, the other half wonders what her head would look like on a sloth"

...Make it a wallaby and I'm up for it, mister. ;-)
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:26, archived)
# What is it with you omean
you always want to change The Scone (tm)*



*This would be the first and last time I shall refer to my self as The Scone as it makes me feel dirty. Remember your Ewe is at risk if you do not keep up payments secured upon it.

edit: not the good kind of dirty, oooooooh no not that
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)
# ...
well then
(Flyslip, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:35, archived)