Another One From SchoolWhilst we were finishing off our GCSE's many moons ago, one of our mates was a lanky gangly looking thing and kept on getting a sore neck so the doctors thought he had some rare gangly person disease. So every 6 months or so he would have to go into the hospital for a day for blood tests etc...
Anyway i can't remeber the name now but then again after an hour or so i couldn't then and I was sick of people asking me why wasnt he at school.
So in a fit of brilliance I came up with this story he had read about some bloke pleasuring himself with a hoover and he copied it and got stuck and his mam had to rush him into hospital, keep it quiet though'
The first person i told turned to another close mate and asked him if he was really in hospital so he said oh yer his mam took him this morning thinking nothing of it and got back on with his work. I told him later on so he would keep doing it. But now with a big grin on his face
This is where it all started next day when he came back the whole year of about 600 kids were calling him hoover boy and asking him where his hoover was ? Did he have a name for it ? He used to get it till he left school after sixth form. I was still good friends with him and don't think he ever found out it was me. Until now
Toddy if your reading this i'm sorry it was me who started it.
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Anyway i can't remeber the name now but then again after an hour or so i couldn't then and I was sick of people asking me why wasnt he at school.
So in a fit of brilliance I came up with this story he had read about some bloke pleasuring himself with a hoover and he copied it and got stuck and his mam had to rush him into hospital, keep it quiet though'
The first person i told turned to another close mate and asked him if he was really in hospital so he said oh yer his mam took him this morning thinking nothing of it and got back on with his work. I told him later on so he would keep doing it. But now with a big grin on his face
This is where it all started next day when he came back the whole year of about 600 kids were calling him hoover boy and asking him where his hoover was ? Did he have a name for it ? He used to get it till he left school after sixth form. I was still good friends with him and don't think he ever found out it was me. Until now
Toddy if your reading this i'm sorry it was me who started it.