.My old housemate at uni (let's call him Tom) got done for drink driving after he parked his car through someone's garden wall one evening. He then had to go to court but the date was during the summer holidays so when he was back at home he told his dad that he had to meet some friends to sort out an assignment. He'd already told him that he'd sold the car and asked if he would he give him a lift up to uni. Dad duly obliged and dropped Tom off. Tom then changed into his suit and legged it round to the court, got his fine and ban, wasted a couple of hours and then returned to dad for his lift home.
Mum and Dad never found out.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 18:03,
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Mum and Dad never found out.