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# years ago at GCSE french mock exam
I thought it would be a good idea to take a few puffs off a bong before the exam since I did not expect to do too well anyway... all was good except I took it a little too far, and was sick during the exam. yes, I threw up among 90 other candidates to other papers too, infesting the exam room with the stench. I put my finger in my eye so that tears would come out to make it look like I was not high, but crying, and said that I was so nervous that I was noutious, and got away with it. All the examiners were so sorry for me :) I did not have to take the re-sit either, and was free from french exams till the propper exam...
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# As a reply to that,
In one of our International Politics exams last year, I was sat next to this one guy who is a bit of a tosser- arrogant Tory mummy's boy, the sort you get on any politics course. He obviously had a cold, as he was sniffing and sneezing a lot. Then, about an hour into the exam, he put's his hand up. Now this immediately draws the discreet attention of everyone nearby, even though it's usually just someone asking for more paper. This time it wasn't- the guy had two entrails of thick green snot hanging from each of his nostrils. Of course I couldn't laugh, as it was an important exam, but it was funny. The face of the German girl sitting on the other side was a picture. If only I'd had a camera.....

actually, that would have got me thrown out of the exam. But still, whingeing Tory boys 0 real human beings 1, I think.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# what does he look like?
i think i might have been sat behind him!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)