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# similar, but with no lying and near-tragic results
in maybe 5th grade i stuck a pencil under my friends ass as he sat down. maybe it is a biological phenomenon but he, too, made a rather incredible noise as he shot up like a rocket.

i remember relatively vividly the principal telling me that they removed a chunk of pencil lead that was imbedded in his skin about half an inch away from his scrotum. *shudders* i was bad. its not like he would have had kids, anyway, as he died drunk driving
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)