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# abc gum
of course 'abc' gum is gum thats 'Already Been Chewed.' once in maybe 4th grade i picked a nice specimen of it off the playyard. it was orange and outside of a few small bits of gravel (well, more like large sand) was relatively clean and glistening.

a guy in my class came up to me and i said to him, 'hey you want a piece of gum? its a new brand of gum called ABC Gum: they make it look like its already been chewed!' 'Really?', he said, took the thing in his hand, looked at it briefly, then popped it in his mouth and walked away.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)