I'm marriedI guess everyone does this when chatted up but it makes me chortle as I never wear a ring. Hmmm. Of course I've also used the 'I'm gay' line (which I felt was perfectly justified by fancying Dannii Minogue) and have even been an accomplice to 'proving' one of my friends was gay too, by getting off with her. That was a good night.
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 17:09,
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pregnantgot my 30yr old mate to believe that when women are pregnant the umbilical cord comes out from between their legs and attaches to the belly button and when the baby comes out the mum and kid are still attached by the cord . How he believed it still mystifies me. He sort of denies it now.
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