Well...I´ve told my parents that i graduated instead of spending two years on a binge. I've even made a fake honours certificate in photoshop and printed it on fancy paper. It is indistinguishable from the real thing, except for the watermark. I've decided it's a business in itself:
'Come and get your degree certificates! Fiver for one, two for eight pound!'
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 17:47,
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'Come and get your degree certificates! Fiver for one, two for eight pound!'
Er, 2 please. Will you ship international? ;)
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 17:57,
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I used to workin the section of a University that printed the real certificates. I thought they might be tightly controlled, but when I said I wanted to "test a new printer" they gave me a big load of them just like that. I've got "offical" degrees in farting, burping, the lot!
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 23:33,
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