MY GREAT LIEThis one time
at band camp
there was this
flaming ninja robot
that liked to
eat fat kids
for brakefast. And
insert jelly babies
into his rectum.
because he was
a turtle.
actually 30 percent
instant water powder
and 90 percent
diet coke, but
there is no
hamster fodder left
for han solo to
rape. so instead
he imploded for
that was the
beginning of fish
Later that day
flaming ninja robots
took over the
local walmart store
They used soaps
To wash fish
that were dirty
But they retaliated!
with anus beams
and giant poop
that eroded the
crust of the
50 foot Pie
and then exploded
with the force
of one million
big fanny farts
from the rectum
from the rectum?
Yes the rectum!
Obey the rectum!
of the pope
ok whatever,
from the rectum/
came a mere-cat
so i shot her
and she died
after eating salad
which contained a
large quantity of
explosive materials that
asian men use
to eat their
babies for breakfast
with a side
of bacon. On
whole wheat bread
he attached a
Munglai because he
tastes good with
whole wheat bread
and peanut butter
made from France
in its capital
that smells like
rotten chocolate eggs
witch looks like
fossilized cat poop
with hairy flys
, But monkeys can
watermelon some hoes
And thats how the grinch stole christmas!
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 21:05,
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at band camp
there was this
flaming ninja robot
that liked to
eat fat kids
for brakefast. And
insert jelly babies
into his rectum.
because he was
a turtle.
actually 30 percent
instant water powder
and 90 percent
diet coke, but
there is no
hamster fodder left
for han solo to
rape. so instead
he imploded for
that was the
beginning of fish
Later that day
flaming ninja robots
took over the
local walmart store
They used soaps
To wash fish
that were dirty
But they retaliated!
with anus beams
and giant poop
that eroded the
crust of the
50 foot Pie
and then exploded
with the force
of one million
big fanny farts
from the rectum
from the rectum?
Yes the rectum!
Obey the rectum!
of the pope
ok whatever,
from the rectum/
came a mere-cat
so i shot her
and she died
after eating salad
which contained a
large quantity of
explosive materials that
asian men use
to eat their
babies for breakfast
with a side
of bacon. On
whole wheat bread
he attached a
Munglai because he
tastes good with
whole wheat bread
and peanut butter
made from France
in its capital
that smells like
rotten chocolate eggs
witch looks like
fossilized cat poop
with hairy flys
, But monkeys can
watermelon some hoes
And thats how the grinch stole christmas!
Ooooooooohhh I just remembered oneI remember when I was at primary school sending out plaground wide panic.
When those meteorite things hit jupiter years ago I told everyone who'd listen (i was good at astrology which most kids knew, the onlyone who knew the order of the planets in class, people still dont know now, dumbasses!)
I said that Jupiter, being the biggest planet in the solar system, was going to blow up, destroying most of Mars and Earth was gonna be shaken to hell with lumps of mars smacking into it.
I told this for about a week, sending kids into histerics...heh heh heh...that'll teach that Cloie who got to draw Pluto for a display...bitch
(When those meteorite things hit jupiter years ago I told everyone who'd listen (i was good at astrology which most kids knew, the onlyone who knew the order of the planets in class, people still dont know now, dumbasses!)
I said that Jupiter, being the biggest planet in the solar system, was going to blow up, destroying most of Mars and Earth was gonna be shaken to hell with lumps of mars smacking into it.
I told this for about a week, sending kids into histerics...heh heh heh...that'll teach that Cloie who got to draw Pluto for a display...bitch
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 21:28,
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